What is chaos.stootsi? Great question. The honest answer is we're still trying to figure that one out ourselves. For the time being, it's, for lack of a better word, chaotic. It's a constant, chaotic sale of merchandise that we have stored in this large, Pittsburgh Steeler-area warehouse of ours. It's a constant sale. Never ending. Wait, scratch that - sometimes it's not constant, and it might seem to have an end. When there is a current ongoing sale, the chaos tab on the top of all of our pages will flash purple. Kinda like the "hot now" thing that Krispy Kreme suckers me into every Sunday afternoon.

In all seriousness, chaos.stootsi is our new fast-sale creation, meant to get rid of all the 1's and 2's of stuff we have lying around our warehouse. There won't be any special patterns in this sale. Just quick and easy, like you guys like your, ahem, coffee.

Here's a few things to remember:

• chaos.stootsi items are very limited in quantity
• When an item sells out, there will be another item almost immediately. Let the timer be your guide
• Product conditions VARY, as well as packaging conditions. We have created easy-to-see graphics for you that represent the packaging type, and product condition. ELIMINATE SURPRISES - that's one of our big mottos.

Additionally, past chaos.stootsi items will move from the chaos.stootsi homepage into what we will call our "Chaos Bin" store category. Prices in the chaos bin will be higher than when the items appear on chaos.stootsi.com, so don't get lazy on us.